Gooseberry Pie

from by Monika Cefis

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lyrics

This is the story of a man
Raised by marsupials somewhere in Turkmenistan
One day his home was pillaged by vikings
After losing a rap battle to Stephen Hawking

So he swam off to the Emirates
But got kidnapped by Somalian pirates
He was then sold for a couple of chickens
Before getting abducted by some aliens

I can't change your luck
But I can try to cheer you up
With my truly silly rhyme
That is so hideous, it's a crime
If I could only get one grin
After you've given this a listen
Then we can sail off to Antarctica
And make friends with the penguins.

He jumped into the water
And got harpooned by a deep sea diver
He was chased by a wolf pack
Which caused him to have a heart attack

He accidentally starred in a porno
The day a chupacabra ate his toe
His girlfriend cheated on him with his therapist
The night he sleepwalked into a drug bust

I can't change your luck
But I can try to cheer you up
With my truly silly rhyme
That is so hideous, it's a crime
If I could only get one grin
After you've given this a listen
Then we can sail off to Antarctica
And make friends with the penguins.

credits

from Pineapple Shakes, released June 13, 2014
Written, Composed and Performed by Monika Cefis
Lyrics co-written by Zach Silberberg
Featuring the Ukulele Club of Montréal
Ukulele solos performed by Anthony Pham and Yvon Soulière
Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Simon Petraki at Seratone Studio
Album Art by Ju

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Monika Cefis Montreal, Québec

I appreciate the dapperness of penguins, and might have even written a song about it.

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